Q: Why is 2110593 the most sexual number? [JH]
A: When 2 are 1 and don’t pay a10tion, they’ll know within 5 weeks whether after 9 months they'll be 3.
Q: How do you pick up chicks in a differential calculus class?
A: "I wish I was your derivative, 'cuz I wanna be tangent to your curves."
Q: How do you pick up chicks in an integral calculus class?
Q: How do you pick up smart chicks in an integral calculus class?
Q: What is the square root of 69?
A: 8 something...
A: i 8 something...
Q: What do you call a midget 69? [DA]
A: A 34.5
Q: What does a topologist call a virgin? [CE]
A: Simply connected.
Q: What's this? (Run your hand horizontally over an invisible, level flat surface.)
A: The Fourier Transform of this. (Give 'em the Finger.)