### Dirty riddles

Q: Why is 2110593 the most sexual number? **[JH]**

A: When 2 are 1 and don’t pay a10tion, they’ll know within 5 weeks whether after 9 months they'll be 3.

Q: How do you pick up chicks in a differential calculus class?

A: "I wish I was your derivative, 'cuz I wanna be tangent to your curves."

Q: How do you pick up chicks in an integral calculus class?

A:

Q: How do you pick up *smart* chicks in an integral calculus class?

A:

Q: What is the square root of 69?

A: 8 something...

A: i 8 something...

Q: What do you call a midget 69? **[DA]**

A: A 34.5

Q: What does a topologist call a virgin? **[CE]**

A: Simply connected.

Q: What's this? (*Run your hand horizontally over an invisible, level flat surface.*)

A: The Fourier Transform of this. (*Give 'em the Finger.*)